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Saturday, January 31, 2009

ColorWrap ™: or, how to become the number one hot shot at the stable

Filed under: horse, friends, fun — nerdette @ 23:36


* Ever got bored while searching for your horse in a group of same colored horses?
* Did you get annoyed that your riding clothes or saddlepad never had the right color for your horse?
* Ever had the problem that your horse was impossible to spot from a far distance in the field?

If you are looking for a superb way to get all the attention on the stable you want,

. . . . We, the Pollândisk AG, can help you. . . . .

The Pollândisk AG, proudly present the ColorWrap ™ for horses.

In close cooperation with some chinese merchandisers we have developed a good smelling ColorWrap ™ powder which can be put in your horse’s food.

The result:

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A horse colored with ColorWrap ™ can be easily spotted from far distance will steal the show.
Horses colored with ColorWrap ™ is definatly way more interesting than Paris Hiltons dogs in pink!

The ColorWrap ™ colors
We have currently the following ColorWrap ™ colors:
* ColorWrap ™ Purple (also known from our first customer Milka)
* ColorWrap ™ Blue
* ColorWrap ™ Grey
* ColorWrap ™ Green (experimental, for winter only)
* ColorWrap ™ Pink
* ColorWrap ™ Red

All these ColorWrap ™ colors are known to work on horses of all colors. Differences might occur with multi colored horses though.

The ColorWrap ™ flavours
The ColorWrap ™ flavours we can provide at the moment are
* ColorWrap ™ Apples
* ColorWrap ™ Vanilla
* ColorWrap ™ Carrots

We are currently working on the following additional ColorWrap ™ flavours:
* ColorWrap ™ Chocolate (especially for professional horses, with real untraceable theobromine)
* ColorWrap ™ Garlic (in combination with the color grey this is an effective cure against flies and musquitoes)
* ColorWrap ™ Meat (some horses seem to bite less once they are fed with this flavour)

ColorWrap ™ Application
We are currently working on more ways to apply ColorWrap ™ . Currently only ColorWrap ™ powder is available in boxes of 500gr and 1000gr.
But, on great demand, and expected at the end of February it will be available as ColorWrap ™ liquid in 100ml, 500ml and 1000ml bottles, and ColorWrap ™ tablets, in boxes of 100, 500 and 1000 pills in a box.

1 ColorWrap ™ tablet, one spoon of ColorWrap ™ powder or ColorWrap ™ liquid per day and the result will be visible after 2 weeks!!

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Our Customers

A well known secret is that we will supply the royal stables of the “Oranje Vorstenhuis” in Holland for this years “Prinsjesdag” with our ColorWrap ™ orange tablets version.

Ofcourse Milka should not be an unknown customer; with our ColorWrap ™ purple testcow they have succesfully merchandised for their chocolate.

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ColorWrap ™ Ordering
Due to large requests and the rarity of the main products we can only sell one ColorWrap ™ box per person.
With this ColorWrap ™ box you will get a ColorWrap ™ hairspray for your in the same coloras a free giveaway. Delivery inside Europe will be one week, outside Europe 2 weeks.

Any suggestions or questions about ColorWrap ™ ?
Our Pollândisk AG consultants are open for any comments and successtories. Please leave a comment and our Pollândisk AG consultants will contact you (conditions can be found here)

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The creative department of the Pollândisk AG presents…

Filed under: audi, friends, fun — nerdette @ 10:44
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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Red balls with fire

Filed under: horse, muratah, fun — nerdette @ 15:26
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Friday, January 23, 2009

Good morning. Stay covered: dutch weather

Filed under: horse, daily, muratah — nerdette @ 21:27
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Saturday, January 17, 2009

What started as a typo..

Filed under: audi, friends, fun — nerdette @ 1:37
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Kiddietalk

Filed under: jr, daily — nerdette @ 22:13
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Women…

Filed under: fun — nerdette @ 21:55
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Sunday, January 11, 2009

pink snow, orange moon

Filed under: jr, horse, daily, muratah — nerdette @ 21:47
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Updated my “About me”..

Filed under: audi, daily, friends, nerds — nerdette @ 13:18
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Friday, January 9, 2009

Eye in the Sky

Filed under: music, friends — nerdette @ 0:42
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